"In Bob's Basement" joke
A few friends had gathered in Bob's basement rec room for an evening of drinks and dancing. With the party in full swing, one of the girls excused herself to go the the John.
This room, it seems, had been newly painted in a charming pastel blue; it was supposed to be a fast-drying enamel, but it hadn't dried fast enough, and the young lady found herself stuck. Her shrieks brought Joe's girlfriend, who, unable to do anything about the situation herself, summoned Joe.
After several minutes of uncontrolled laughter, Joe managed to produce a screwdriver and detach the thing, permitting the girl to stand up. But they still couldn't get it off, so they called a doctor.
"Did you ever see anything like this before, doctor?" the girl asked in embarrassment when the M. D. arrived.
"Well, yes," the doctor replied truthfully, "but I believe this is the first time I've ever seen one framed."
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