"In the Beginning" joke

In the beginning, the plan for a divine human design was painstakingly implemented. "How many nerve endings will I put in her hands?" asked St. Peter. "How many did we put in Adam?" asked The Lord. "Two hundred, O Mighty One." "Then we shall do the same for the woman," The Lord replied. "How many nerve endings should we put in her genitals, O Mightiest?" "How many did we put in Adam?" "Four hundred and twenty, O Mighty One." "Oh yeah, now I remember. We wanted Adam to have a little fun procreating, didn't we? Do the same for woman." "Yes, O Great Lord." "Wait! Hold it, Pete, give her ten thousand, it'll be a hoot to hear her scream out my name..."

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