"Income Tax Deductions" joke

The owner of a small deli was being questioned about his tax return by the IRS. On his return, he had reported a net profit of $75,000 for the year.
"I don't understand why you people don't leave me alone," said the deli owner. "I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place is only closed three days a year, and you want to know how I made $75,000?"
"It's not your income that bothers us," the agent replied, "it's your deductions. You listed five trips to the Bahamas for you and your wife."
"Oh, that," replied the smiling owner. "I forgot to mention... we also deliver."

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