"Insulting Women" joke

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

You're so narrow minded that when you walk your earings knock together.

You're lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.