"Into The Street A Man Walks" joke

A man walks into the street and hails a taxi that is just passing by. "Perfect timing," he tells the driver. "You're just like Frank." "Who?" asks the cabbie. "Frank Fielding. He's a man who did everything right, all the time. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could have played golf with the pros. He sang like an opera tenor and you should have seen him dance." "Sounds like quite a guy," says the driver. "That's not the half of it. He had a memory like a computer. He could remember everyone's birth­day. He knew all about wine, which dishes to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse and the whole street blacks out." "Wow, what a man." "He knew how to treat a woman. His clothing was always immaculate, his shoes polished. He was the perfect man. No one could ever measure up to Frank." "Amazing. How did you meet him?" "Oh, I never met Frank." "So how do you know so much about him?" "I married his lousy

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