"Is This Comedy or Just a Shitty Blog?" joke

I just watched clips of the Jill Carrol interview where she describes being captured by insurgents.
Holy shit! I'm not going to mention the name of the religion I'm about to make fun of because I don't want to be killed with a curvy sword. Let's just say that it's crazy and people who believe in it can't have, and don't deserve, democracy. The only way to keep those people in line is with a ruthless dictator with a powerful mustache willing to wipe them out with poison gas when they get too whoopy and dancey. Please understand that I use the term "those people," merely to illustrate that I don't understand or like them.
Here is an example of me making an effort to learn about this religion and not judge it. It's a transcript of me talking to a friend of this persuasion who I like to get fucked up with.
Me: So why is it wrong to eat pork? Why would God make an unclean animal?
Dusky Friend: That's a common misconception. Actually, it's not that the pig is unclean, it's that there is a part of every pig that's unclean and we don't know which part it is.

He actually said that with a straight face! God created a mystery sweepstakes animal! Because I like this guy so much, I had to sit there and nod my head in understanding as if that wasn't one of the stupidest fucking things I have ever heard of in my life! I am clearly a very big person.
The real reason we as Americans can't call this an insane, made up, nonsense religion, is that it would call into question our predominant horseshit faiths such as Christianity and Judaism. We have all the same gibberish about stoning the queers and covering up the women in our holy books. It's just that we have the decency to ignore what our bibles say and pay only hypocritical lip service to our pretend faith. That and we don't kill you for making fun of it.
That is the key to a healthy modern society. Having a religion and not following it. Rather than exporting democracy, we should be exporting hypocracy.
p.s.
You, know what? I am tired of being afraid to talk about this religion, so I'm just going to come out and say it. Fuck the Sikhs!