"It is well documented that for" joke
It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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