"It takes one to know one" joke

Before a case was taken up in court the two lawyers engaged by the opposing sides decided to cut the other to size.' I am told you are an absolute fraud, a 420. Today I am going to expose the truth about you.'
'And I happen to know that you are the world's biggest liar; wait till I strip you of all your false pretensions.'
The magistrate intervened and said,' Evidently you gentleman need no introduction as you seem to know each other well. Now can we get on with the case?'

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