"It was 5:00 a.m., and, throwing open the door" joke

It was 5: 00 a. m., and, throwing open the door of the barracks, the sergeant shouted at the top of his lungs, "Fall in, you bastards. .. on the double!"
There was a mad scurrying as the men jumped into their clothing and came to order. Much to his surprise, however, Private Moss didn't budge. He just lay in his bed reading a magazine.
"Well?" the sergeant boomed.
Moss looked up. "My, there certainly are a lot of them, eh, Sarge?"

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