"It's Going To Be A Cold Winter" joke
During the early part of Fall, the Indians asked their Chief if the winter was going to be mild or cold. Not really knowing the answer, the Chief said that the winter was going to be very cold and the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.
The Chief then contacted the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter going to be cold?" The man on the phone replied, "Yes, this winter will be quite cold."
Hearing this, the Chief went back to his people to speed them up in their efforts of collecting wood so that they would be prepared for the coming season.
Several days later, he again called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is it going to be a cold winter?" "Yes," the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."
The Chief went back to his people and ordered them to go and find every scrap of wood they possibly could.
Two weeks later, he again called the National Weather Service and asked, "Are you absolutely certain, without any doubt, that this winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replied. "There's no doubt about it. The Indians are collecting wood like crazy."
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