"It's Springtime" joke

It's springtime,
and the baby bear comes out of his cave.
His knees are wobbling,
he's a wreck.
He is all skin and bones,
with big circles under his eyes.
His mother asks,
"Junior! Did you hibernate all winter like I told you?"
He replies,
"Hibernate?
shit!
I thought you said masturbate!"

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