"It's The Law I" joke

Alabama:
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
California:
Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
Nebraska:
A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.
New Mexico:
Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.
Pennsylvania:
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.
Tennessee:
It is illegal to lasso a catfish in Tennessee.