"It's Twins" joke

An expectant woman from Arkansas was involved in a car accident and while in hospital, slipped into a coma. Awaking days later, she noticed she was no longer carrying a child and asked the doctor what happened to her baby.
The doctor replied, "All is well. You've had twins. A beautiful baby girl and handsome baby boy. I should also tell you that since you were in a coma, your brother named the babies for you."
"No!" shrieked the woman. "Not my brother! He's not all there if you know what I mean."
"Ma'am, your brother named your daughter Denise," the doctor said.
"Well, that's kind of nice," the woman said, smiling. "What did he name my son?"
With a grin, the doctor replied, "Denephew!"

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