"It's a Trek World" joke

(sung to the tune of It's a Small World)
It's a world of Tribbles, a world of cheer
It's a world of wackos with pointed ears,
Punch a Klingon for fun,
Set your phaser on stun,
It's a Trek world after all!
(Chorus)
It's a Trek world after all!
Young and old fen heed the call!
Most with stories, some quite tall!
It's a Trek, Trek world!
It's a world at warp speed, a world of stars
Drinking saur'yan brandy in sleazy bars.
Captian Kirk gets around,
keeps two feet off the ground!
It's a Trek world after all!
(Repeat chorus)
It's a world of gangsters, a world of cats,
It's a world where "boogers" can fly like bats!
Hippies sing in the hall,
watch the crew blow up Vall,
It's a Trek world after all!
(Repeat chorus)
It's a world of logical, a cast gone grey,
though they fight for peace in the Starfleet way.
"It's a world just for me,"
says Gene Rodd-en-ber-ee!
"It's just my world after all"
(Repeat chorus)
It's a world of androids who can't say no.
It's a world of doctors who come and go.
We have Wesley, the brain,
and an empath (in pain) -
It's a Trek world after all!
(Repeat chorus)
It's a world of captains with little hair,
It's a world of worms hiding who knows where.
Number One in Lame!
Super Wes saves the day!
It's a Trek world after all!
(Repeat chorus)