"It's a dog's life" joke
Meetha Mai Goel who has a halwa business went to consult advocate Hoshiar Mai on a legal problem.' Vakeel sahib, a dog ran into my shop and before I could shoo it away, he took a mouthful of halwa from the big plate. I had to throw the rest away. The halwa was worth at least Rs. 50. Please tell me if I can recover my money from the owner of the dog.'
'Most certainly you can,' assured the vakeel sahib.' The master of the dog is responsbile for what his dog does.'
'That is very good,' said Meetha Mai Goel.' Please le me have Rs. 50, as it was your dog that ate my halwa.'
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Duncan!
Duncan who?
Duncan make your garden grow better! Knock Knock
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Duncan!
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Duncan!
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Dear Mom and Dad,
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