"It's hard to live with a nurse because..." joke

It's hard to live with a nurse because...1) When you forget to flush the toilet, you get a complete analysis with a plan on how to correct any noted problems.2) Thanksgiving dinner comes in pre-cut small pieces because she doesn't want to have to perform the Heimlich maneuver and be reminded of work on the only holiday she's had off in years.3) You've been awakened from a dead sleep in the middle of the night to find her shaking you because your breathing patterns were a little too close to a Cheyne-Stokes rhythm.

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