"Jack And Jill" joke
Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a fireside chat. He said “Jack let me tell you something, on my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and said to your mother ‘here try these on’ So she did and said ‘these are too big, I can’t wear them. ’ So I replied, ‘Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will. ” Ever since that night we have never had any problems. ”
“Hmmm, ” said Jack. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
So on his honeymoon night Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, “Here try these on. ” So she does and says, “These are too large, they don’t fit me. ”
So Jack says, “Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don’t want you ever to forget it. ”
Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says “Here, you try mine on. ” so he does and says, “I can’t get into your pants. ” So Jill says,
“Exactly, and if you don’t change your attitude, you never will. ”
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