"Jatt Remembers, Too Late....." joke
One day a jatt was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted, "Santa Singh your daughter Preeti just got run over by a car on the road below".
The Jatt was in a panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeti.
When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.
When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans.
He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction
on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they
would marry, he thought to more...
A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...
Two cats: Felix & Un-deux-trois, decided to have a race to see who could swim across the river first.Guess who won? Felix! Because Un-deux-trois cat sank.
(Un deux trois quatre cinq)
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.