Jatt Jokes

Jatt: Mein tere 64 de 64 Dand Todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne Keha beerjee 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Jatt: Meinu patta se Tu V bolega is laye Tere V Gin Laye ne...

There was a jatt in the middle of a corn field rowing a boat, when another jatt drove by.

The blonde in the car got out and hollered to the other one,' It's jatts like you that give the rest of us a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and teach you a lesson.'

A jatt and a normal man met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

The jatt bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the man replied,' I'll take that bet!' Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the jatt gave the man the $50 he owed.

The man said' I can't take this, you're my friend.'

The jatt said' No. A bet's a bet'.

So the man said' Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money'.

The jatt replied,' Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!'

One day a jatt was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted, "Santa Singh your daughter Preeti just got run over by a car on the road below".

The Jatt was in a panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeti.

When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.

When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

A minister has just died and is standing on line waiting to be judged and admitted to Heaven. While waiting he asks the man in front of him about himself. "I'm a Jatt taxi driver from Neyw Yaark Seety."
Suddenly the angel standing at the gate calls out next, and the taxi driver steps up. The angel hands him a golden staff and a cornucopia of fruits, cheeses and wine and lets him pass. The taxi driver is quite pleased, and proceeds through the gates.
Next, the minister steps up to the angel and the angel hands him a wooden staff and some bread and water. The minister is very concerned and asks the angel, "That guy is a taxi driver and gets a golden staff and a cornucopia! I spend my entire life as a minister and get nothing! How can that be?"
The angel replies, "Up here we judge on results, all of your people sleep through your sermons, in his taxi, they pray."