"Jelly Doughnuts" joke

One time there was this woman who was very freaky. Instead of throwing away her old tampons, she put them in her closet. One day this guy who wasn't her husband was over, and they were gettin' it on. All of a sudden, her husband comes in the front door. She tells the guy to hide in the bedroom closet, and then she puts a chair in front of it so it couldn't be opened. Her husband comes upstairs with two tickets to Hawaii. They leave without packing anything, and are gone for a week. When they get back, her husband goes off to work and she runs up stairs to the closet. She apolgizes to him for leaving him in there. He calmy says,"That's alright. But if it wasn't for those jelly doughnuts in there, I would have starved."

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