"Jesus" joke

One day a crowd of people were throwing stones at a hooker. Jesus stepped forth and said, "May he who is without sin, cast the next stone." All the people looked at Jesus, and began to feel bad and turn away. Suddenly, a woman stepped forward, picked up a stone, and nailed the hooker right between the eyes. The crowd looked at the woman in disbelief, and Jesus also looked at her. "What?" the woman said. Jesus nodded his head and replied, "You don't count mom!"

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