"Jesus walks on water. Chuck Norris swims through l..." joke

Jesus walks on water. Chuck Norris swims through land.

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

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The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..

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