Swims Jokes

Jesus walks on water. Chuck Norris swims through land.

There were three princes and they were all after this one princess. So the kings says "the
one who will marry my daughter is the one that fulfils these three tasks". The three tasks were
1)to swim a mile
2) to jump over a puddle that was 10 feet long and
3) to fuck a cow.
So the first prince, he tries to swim a mile, but as soon as he gets into the water (because he can't swim for shit). The second
prince, well he swims a mile and jumps over the 10 feet long puddle, but can't fuck the cow
(because he has no clue of what fucking actually is). Now, the third prince, he swims a mile,
jumps over the puddle, and he fucks the cow (and he fucked the cow real good). So, the kings say
"o. k., now you can marry my daughter". The third prince says, "forget your daughter, i want the
cow"!!!

A blonde was stranded on a desert island so she swims half way back to the main land gets tired so she turns around and swims back.

A little boy's dog swims out to see and gets into difficulties in the big waves.
The little boy screams: "Help! Help! My little dog is drowning!"
A passing rabbi hears his pathetic cries, sees the poor dog and leaps into the sea fully clothed. He swims out, grabs the dog, swims back to shore and gives to dog mouth-to-mouth. The dog is saved and runs off happily.
"O thank you, thank you," says the little boy. "You must be a vet."
"Am I a vet? I'm a-soaking," exclaims the rabbi.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all on a island. The redhead says she sees people about 8 or so miles away. So she leaves the isalnd and tries swimming to the other island. She makes it 7 miles and gets eaten by sharks. The brunnete says she is bored and wants to try to get to the other island too. So she swims and get 7 miles and drowns. The blonde is all alone so she tries to make it to the other island. So she swims 7 miles gets tired and comes back.