"Jewish Boy" joke
The daughter brings home her boy friend to meet the family. Things are getting serious. The father takes the boy aside:
"What do you do for a living?" he asks the boy.
"I'm a Torah scholar" admits the boy.
"Wonderful, but what are your plans?" inquires the father.
"I will be a Torah Scholar," says the boy.
"How do you intend to support my daughter?" the father asks.
"I will study the Torah, and G-d will provide for us," says the boy.
"Ok, but how will you provide, Baruch HaShem, for my grandchildren?"
"I will study the Torah and G-d will provide for all of us," says the boy.
After dinner, when the boy goes home, and the mother and father are in the privacy of their bedroom, the mother asks, " Nu, how did it go?"
"Well," the father says, "there's good news and bad news. The bad news is he has no means of support, but, the good news is, he thinks I'm G-d."
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