"Jewish Quiz Show" joke

Kosher Millionaire
You have been selected to play "So You Wouldn't Mind Being a Kosher Millionaire...You Should Only Live So Long." You have three lifelines to help you, as follows:
1. You may call a Rabbi for his opinion.
2. You may ask the congregation for their opinion.
3. You may consider your spouse's opinion... or not.
Bonus lifeline! Whether you ask for it or not, your Mother will give you her opinion.
Lets play...
For $100
Q. What is the name of the Russian Space Station that crashed and burned on re-entry?
A. Oy Vey is Mir
For $200
Q. How does a Jewish woman call her family to dinner?
A. All right, everybody get in the car.
For $500
Q. Who is Israel's favorite Internet provider?
A. Netanyahoo.
For $1,000
Q. What is the name of a facial lotion made for Jewish women?
A. Oil of Oy Vey.
For $2,000
Q. What is the title of the new horror film for Jewish women?
A. Debbie Does Windows
For! !$4,000
Q. What is the technical term for a Jewish woman who catches her husband in the act with his secretary?
A. "The Plaintiff."
For $8,000
Q. How does a Jewish kid verbally abuse his playmates?
A. "Nyah, nyah, your mother pays retail."
For $16,000
Q. In the Jewish doctrine, when does the fetus become human?
A. When it graduates from medical school.
For $32,000
Q. What do Jewish women do to keep their hands soft and nails long and beautiful?
A. Nothing.
For $64,000
Q. Define "Genius."
A. A "C" student with a Jewish mother.
For $125,000
Q. How do you know when a Jewish woman is about to have an orgasm?
A. She puts down her nail file.
For $250,000
Q. When should a Moyel retire?
A. When he can't cut it anymore.
For $500,000
Q. If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A. A fur coat.
For $1,000,000
Q. What is the difference between a Jewish Grandmother and an Italian Grandmother?
A. The accent.