"Jewish genie (adult, gross)" joke
A Jamaican guy gets stranded on a deserted island when he finds a lamp washed up on the beach. Remembering the tale of Aladdin he rubbed it, and POOF! A Genie appeared, a Jewish Genie.
"Oy Vey!", exclaimed the Genie, "Am I glad to be to there. Tree hundred years I been in that thing, my life and soul! What can I do for you my boy?"
The Jamaican asked the Genie if he granted wishes.
"Wishes, schmishes! Course I do. I'll grant you two wishes, used to be three but I gotta think about my margins."
"Well", said the Jamaican after some consideration, "I'd like to be white and surrounded by women."
"No problem", said the Genie, and with a wave of his hand the Jamaican was transformed into a tampon.
MORAL: Never do business with a Jewish Genie. There's always a string attached.
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