"Jewish holiday" joke

Adolph Hitler was having terrible nightmares, and so he decided to go to a fortune teller hoping that the woman could find the source of his problem. “I am sorry but I am unable to help you solve your dreams, ” said the fortune teller, “but I do know that you will die on a Jewish holiday. ” “And which holiday will this be? ” he asked. “It does not matter, ” she replied. “Any day that you die will be a Jewish holiday. ”

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