"Joe Millionaire" joke
I was watching Joe Millionaire. How could someone's last name be Millionaire? Although, I'm not sure you'd get made fun of for it. And the whole thing was rigged. Its obvious he was going to get a million dollars. His last name was Millionaire for gosh sakes!
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
At a gynecologists convention Dr. Goldfinger began to read his paper on "The Variation of the Clitoris".
"One of the most unusual cases I ever came across," he told his audience, "was a clitoris that had a close resemblance to a more...