"John asks his wife, Mary" joke

John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. "Would you like a new Mink Coat?" he asks."Not really," says Mary."Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says John."No," she responds."What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggests.She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks.""Well what would you like for your anniversary?" John asks."Actually John, I'd like a divorce," answers Mary."Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," says John.

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