"Johnny Needs a Bike" joke

Several months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny walked by his mother's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man! I need a man!"
During the course of the couple of months, Johnny observed her doing this several more times.
One day, when he arrived home from school, he heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom he saw that there was a man on top of her.
Little Johnny quickly ran to his room, stripped off all his clothes, threw himself on his bed and began stroking himself and moaning, "I need a new bike! I need a new bike!"

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