"Johnnys Homework" joke

The teacher tells the class to put the word contagious into a sentence for homework.
The next day the teacher asks Mary to say her sentence to the class. She says " There are diseases in Africa that are very contagious". The teacher tells her that was very good. The teacher asks Brendan to tell his sentence to the class. He says "My granny has a very contagious disease". The teacher tells him that was a good sentence. Then the teacher asks Johnny to tell his sentence to the class. He says " My mammy told me never to ask daddy to cut the lawn because it takes the cunt ages".

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