"Joining a Biker Club" joke

Wanting to join a biker club, the old lady knocked on the door of a local club. A very large, bearded biker with tattoos covering his arms answered the door.
"I want to join your club," proclaimed the old lady.
Rather amused, the biker told her she would have to meet certain biker criteria before being permitted to join. "Do you have a bike?" he asked.
"Of course. There's my Harley right over there," she said, pointing to a Harley parked nearby.
"Do you smoke?" he asked.
"Sure do! Four packs of cigarettes a day and a few cigars while I'm playing pool," answered the old lady.
"Ever been picked up by the fuzz," the biker asked.
"No, but I have been swung around by the nipples a few times!" she replied.

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