"Jonah and the Whale." joke

A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to her gave a little chuckle and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?" "Of course I do. It is the Bible." the lady replies!"Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?" he asked." Oh, Jonah. .. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible." she replied." Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?" he asked." Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him." said the lady." What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically." Then YOU can ask him." replied the lady!

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