"Josh Hamilton Hurt" joke

Texas Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton is expected to miss two months with an abdominal strain. Luckily he has plenty of experience with rehab.

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

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"You know, except for the moustache, you look a lot like my mother."

"But I don't have a mustache."

"Yes, I know....but my mother does."

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A blonde wanted to take up a new hobby so decided to take up ice fishing. She got all of the equipment and set off to start her new hobby. She found a piece of ice and cut a small circular hole in it. On went the maggot on then end of her fishing rod and in went the rod into the more...

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My village is holding their annual incest competition.
I've entered my Sister

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A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap.
All the clerks look at each other, and one says, "What's a seven-ten cap?"
She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost and some how and I need a new more...

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