"Josh Hamilton Hurt" joke
Texas Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton is expected to miss two months with an abdominal strain. Luckily he has plenty of experience with rehab.
Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!
"You know, except for the moustache, you look a lot like my mother."
"But I don't have a mustache."
"Yes, I know....but my mother does."
A blonde wanted to take up a new hobby so decided to take up ice fishing. She got all of the equipment and set off to start her new hobby. She found a piece of ice and cut a small circular hole in it. On went the maggot on then end of her fishing rod and in went the rod into the more...
My village is holding their annual incest competition.
I've entered my Sister
A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap.
All the clerks look at each other, and one says, "What's a seven-ten cap?"
She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost and some how and I need a new more...