"Junkie/AIDS/Condom Joke" joke
(Context: the following joke is kicking around the NY State health
department right now, because some NY media types have finally
broken down and started mentioning condoms and AIDS in the same
breath, but are not discussing how one would use a condom in actually
preventing AIDS.)
Two junkies are sitting by the side of the road, happily shooting up
whatever it is that happy junkies shoot up with, and generally
having a good time. A socially conscious individual walks up and notices
that they are sharing a needle. He lectures them about AIDS and the
danger that comes from sharing dirty needles. One of the junkies looks
up and says, ''It's ok, we're wearing condoms.''
- Richard Welty
A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok". She thinks that's a bit odd and asks him about more...
The very gay young guy was feeling ill and went to visit his doctor. After a blood test, his worst fears were realized, he had AIDS. "What can I do, doc?" he said.
The doctor replied "I want you to drive down to Mexico, stop in the first border town you come more...
The Gates Foundation is giving $287 million to find a vaccine for AIDS. "I hope," said Bill Gates, "that in my lifetime, I will be able to enjoy unprotected sex with a man."
A man went to the doctor with a really bad infection. The doctor informed him he had Aids with just about every kind of infection there is to go along with it.
The patient asked the doc what they were going to do for him. The doc answered that he was going to put him on a more...
Here's a pretty nasty one: Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS? The scientists can't get the mice to butt fuck.