"Aids (Rated G)" joke
A man went to the doctor with a really bad infection. The doctor informed him he had Aids with just about every kind of infection there is to go along with it.
The patient asked the doc what they were going to do for him. The doc answered that he was going to put him on a diet.
"A diet! What kind of diet?" questioned the patient.
"Pizza & pancakes," answered the doc.
"Pizza and pancakes! Will that help?" queried the patient.
The doctor replied: "I don't know, but it's the only thing we know of that we can slide under the door to you."
A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok". She thinks that's a bit odd and asks him about more...
The very gay young guy was feeling ill and went to visit his doctor. After a blood test, his worst fears were realized, he had AIDS. "What can I do, doc?" he said.
The doctor replied "I want you to drive down to Mexico, stop in the first border town you come more...
In days of old, when knights were bold, this particular knight was leaving for a crusade and called of his squires: "I'm leaving for the crusade. Here is the key to my wife's chastity belt. If, in 10 years, I haven't returned, you may use the key."
The knight sets more...
Fred had not been feeling well, so he went to his long time doctor.
The doctor did some tests and walked back into the room.
"Fred, I have some bad news for you, and I really don't know how to tell you. I've rerun all the tests and double checked the results. You more...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested, then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:"Ok.I'll let him pass, there's no hurry. Two minutes lateranother whiskey comes by and pizza let him pass too, buttwo minutes later when the next one got there, pizza more...