"Just Like Mother" joke
Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten
married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next. Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for
the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can't you find anyone
who suits you?" "No," Manny replied. "I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I
bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I
keep on looking!" "Listen," his friend suggested, "Why don't you find a girl who's just
like your dear ole Mother?" Many weeks past before Manny and his friend got together again. "So Manny. Did you find the perfect girl yet? One that's just like
your Mother?" Manny shrugged his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom.
My mother loved her, they became great friends." "Excellent!!! So,... Are you and this girl engaged, yet?" "I'm afraid not. My Father can't stand her!"
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
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A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your more...