"Just Like People" joke

A little girl was walking through the park with her mother when they came across two dogs mating.
"What are those two dogs doing, Mommy?" the little girl asked.
Embarrassed, the mother replied, "Well, the dog on top hurt his paw, so the one underneath is carrying him to the vet."
"They're just like people, aren't they, Mommy?" the little girl said.
"What do you mean, dear?" asked the mother.
"Offer somebody a helping hand," explained the little girl, "and they'll screw you every time!"

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