"Just My Luck" joke

A couple months ago, I entered a contest and ended up winning a few acres of swamp land below the flood plane in Mississippi.

Before I knew it, right after that I won a $250, 000 house, so naturally I built it on my new land.

So I quit my job and moved down there for good.

And just last night, as I sat on my new porch watching the rain and listening to the thunder, it all started to sink in.