"Just in Case..." joke

As the stewardess was checking passengers before takeoff, she saw a man dressed in rock climbing equipment, she asked him, "Sir, why are you dressed so?" to which he replied, "In case of a crash in the mountains, i can climb to safty and help everyone." Further down the aicraft, she sees a man dressed in scuba equipment and she asks, "Sir, why are you dressed so?" to which he replied, " In case we crash over the sea, i can swim to safty and help all on board." A little further down the plain she sees a blond dying her pubic hair black. The stewardess asks, "Madam, what are you doing?" to which the blond replies, "Well when the aicraft crashes, the first thing they look for is the black box!!"

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