"Kansas Dumb Laws" joke
It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas. It is illegal to hunt whales.Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats. No one may catch fish with his bare hands. The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks. If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights. Dodge City: It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk. Dodge City: All places of business must provide a horse water troft Lawrence: All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival. No one may wear a bee in their hat. Natoma: It's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suites.Russell: Musical car horns are banned Salina: It is against the law to leave your car running unattended. Topeka: The installation of bathtubs is prohibited. Wichita: Before proceeding through the intersection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehicle and fire three shot gun rounds into the air. Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined. -City ordinance 349 of Wichita, Kansas.
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