"Karate Dog" joke
Harold’s new job had him working really late. He decides to get his wife a watchdog. He goes to the pet store and asks for a doberman.
The employee said, “If its a guard dog you want I have a dog just for you. ” The man walks to the back of the store to get a dog and comes back with a little poodle.
Harold says, “This small thing, a watch dog? You’re kidding, right? ”
The employee says, “No, this dog is special; he knows karate. ”
“Karate? I don’t believe it, ” Harold says.
The employee puts the dog down and says, “Karate the sign. ” And he points to a sign advertising dog food. The dog runs up and rips the sign to shreds. Harold is amazed at this.
The employee then says, “Karate the chair. ” And he points to a chair in the corner. The dog runs up and rips the chair to shreds. By now Harold is convinced.
“I’ll take him, ” he says.
When he gets home he surprises his wife and she yells out, “This little thing, a watch dog? No way. ” Harold says, “But this dog knows karate. ”
“Karate, ” she yells. “Karate my ass! ”
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