"Killer Whales" joke
A male and a female killer whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when the male looked up and saw the same whaling ship that killed his father several years earlier.
Excited at the possibility of being able to avenge his father's death, the male said to the female, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time. That should cause the ship to turn over and sink."
They tried and, sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Shortly thereafter, however, the whales noticed that the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming toward the shore.
The male was enraged that they were getting away, so he said to the female, "Quick, let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."
This time, the female wasn't quite as cooperative. "Listen," she said, "I went along with the blow job, but there is NO WAY I'm swallowing seamen!"
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