"Kiss anything that moves" joke

A man was walking down the street when he bumped into a construction worker. They get into a conversation and the man asks him what he would do if he only had 5 minutes to live.' 'Well, I haven't lived a very passionate life, so I suppose I'd kiss anything that moves,'' he answered.' 'What would you do?''' 'I'd stand perfectly still.''

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