"Knock Knock - Hannah" joke
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hannah!
Hannah who?
Hanna' nother bell doesn't work! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hannah!
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Hannah!
Hannah who?
Hannah'ther opening, another show!
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Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...