"Knock Knock - Ivan" joke
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan my money back now! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan idea you don't want to see me! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivan!
Ivan who?
It's not Ivan who, it's Ivanhoe! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan idea you know who it is! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease!
Slam! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan U. Hat, do you like it? Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan enormous snake in my pocket!
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
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Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
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