"Last 10 things the other sex would ever say" joke

Last 10 things the other sex would ever say
10)
Women: Could our relationship be more Physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
Men: I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
9)
Women: Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
Men: While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8)
Women: I think hairy butts are really sexy.
Men: I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7)
Women: Hey, get a whiff of that one.
Men: Her tits are just too big.
6)
Women: Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
Men: Sometimes I just want to be held.
5)
Women: This diamond is way too big.
Men: That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.
4)
Women: I won't even put my lips on that things unless I get to swallow
Men: Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
3)
Women: Wow, it really is 12 inches!
Men: We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
2)
Women: Does this make my butt look too small?
Men: Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
1)
Women: I'm wrong, you must be right again.
Men: I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions