"Last Night" joke

One day, Santa walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.
"What`s the matter?" the bartender asks.
"That woman I call my wife and I got into a fight," explained Santa, "and now she isn`t talking to me for a whole 31 days."
The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn`t it a good thing that she isn`t talking to you?" asked the bartender.
"Yeah, except today is the last night."

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