"Last Request Granted" joke

Three guys are going to go to jail and each gets one request before they get put away for a year. The first guy says "I want a years supply of beer." So the guards give him his beer and put him away.

The next guy says "I want a woman." So they give him a woman and lock him up.

Then, the third guy says "I want a year's supply of cigarettes. So, they give him his cigarettes and lock him up.

A year goes by and the guards come around to let the three guys out. The first guy comes out totally drunk. The second guy says "We're getting married!"

Then, the third guy says "Anyone got a match?"

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