"Last Thursday" joke

Bobby's mother had been away for a few weeks and was ques­tioning her small son about events during her absence.
"Well," said the boy, "one night we had an awful thunderstorm. It was so bad that I got scared, and so Daddy and me slept together."
"Bobby," said Babette, the boy's pretty French nursemaid, "you mean' Daddy and I.' "
"No, I don't," exclaimed Bobby. "That was last Thursday. I'm talking about Monday night."

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